Finally, a donut for MEN!
Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with
i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut.
Killian Jones + the red vestrequested by colinodayum
if girls acted towards guys the same way guys act towards girls
Hello everyone, (but mostly myself) to my writing journal! This blog will have my full attention from now on. Every little thing that pops into my head, every idea or issue I might face will be written down in a single document and published here, on Tumblr.
I’m doing this so I can keep track of myself, mostly. I don’t expect anyone to read any of my ramblings and take them seriously when even I don’t, but this is my attempt at creating some form of order in my (mildly chaotic) mind.
There are some things about myself, about my skills and personality, that I would like to change —and I am determined this time. I’ve found that writing things down gives me a better shot of out-growing them, no matter how bad I think they are. Practice will make perfect.
I suppose I should start by introducing myself and boring you with my not-so-tragic backstory.
My name is Jeanne Crowns.
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
Fifty fictional characters (in no particular order)
Emma Watson Dancing with Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon you fucking lucky bastard you
the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.
but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party?
“I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”
[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]
[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]